Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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