just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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