could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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