we're blogging at a bar
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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