I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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