For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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