Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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