Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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