that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Never joke about your clitoris.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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