none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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