I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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