His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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