Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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