is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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