they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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