Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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