its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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