I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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