i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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