What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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