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(707): View more from California

so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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(330): View more from Ohio

He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.

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(513): View more from Ohio

the room spins SO much faster in panama

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

What are you gunna do with your life today

(1-630): View more from Illinois

put it back together

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