Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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