Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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