he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
How external is "for external use only"?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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