i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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