the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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