i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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