do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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