so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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