quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
