If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I faked an abortion last night.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
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