You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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