wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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