Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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