i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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