I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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