nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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