Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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