I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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