fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
you would pick up someone in the library
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Randomize
