she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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