When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
