Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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