dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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