I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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