I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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