How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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