ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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