i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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