its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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