Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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