can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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