Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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