if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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