u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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