What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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