Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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